One of my favorite favorites of yours, Randye! This was so well-written. I loved the adorable representation of avocado plushie as a singleton as well. ^_^ Great use of repetition with the "So. NO, I WAS NOT SPOILED" and "Pardon me if I get a little defensive." But more importantly, it is just an outstanding story of your life as an obly child. I had to read it twice word-for-word.

I'm sorry for the stereotype you've faced, and I also am so glad you created Only4Onlies. It is such a cool pub I only wish I was qualified to write for it. XD