Oh joy! The hilarious thing, Roz, is that I googled "poem the haven medium" to try and find an example of poetry published in The Haven to compare the quality and see if mine was long enough/good enough.

The poem I was working on was also a "roses are red" parody poem! Although with more verses and as crude as it is corny. I'll give it a shot. XD

Your poem is a perfect example of being funny in as few words possible.

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