How to Get Guidance From Your Cheesy Pun Alter Egos

Self-help for silly, imaginative, and batpoop crazy adults

Phoenix Huber
The Haven
Published in
8 min readOct 31, 2020

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Have you wasted your potential? Made a mess of your life? If so, never fear — your cheesy pun alter egos are here!

Take it from me. At age 7, I was considered the smartest kid in the class. By age 27, I had become houseless, jobless, and even headed…

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Phoenix Huber
The Haven

Trans girl. Beyond-human ally. I unite with members of my species for all sentient beings. Free hug: uberpath@gmail. Feed me: Ko-fi.com/phxhu