How to Get Guidance From Your Cheesy Pun Alter Egos
Self-help for silly, imaginative, and batpoop crazy adults
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8 min readOct 31, 2020
Have you wasted your potential? Made a mess of your life? If so, never fear — your cheesy pun alter egos are here!
Take it from me. At age 7, I was considered the smartest kid in the class. By age 27, I had become houseless, jobless, and even headed…